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ANTI SEX

NO SEX NO SEX NO SEX, ALL I DO IS NO SEX YUNG VIRGIN, NO SEX PRACTICE ABSTINENCE, GODDAMN I GET RESPECT NO SEX NO SEX I CAN'T GET A GIRL SO I DON'T HAVE ANY SEX NO SEX NO SEX YEAH, NO SEX PROCREATION, BIRTH OF A NATION CONDENSATION, FEELING SEDATION NO SEX, GOT ME FEELING RIGHT ON MY TYPE, YEAH THAT'S REALLY NO SEX NO SEX NO SEX FEELING LIKE I HAVE NO SEX WHY? BECAUSE I'M A NO SEX CAN'T GET A GIRL SO NO SEX YEAH NO SEX NO SEX YEAH NO SEX YEAH NO NOT HAVING IT PRACTICE ABSTINENCE LIKE I'M A YOUTH PASTOR YEAH NO SEX YOUTH PASTOR RAP I GO TO CHURCH SO I GET SOME RESPECT I KNOW THAT SEX IS ONLY SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD DO WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED I HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT GIRL YET SO NO I'M NOT REALLY I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN SEX RIGHT NOW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL BUT ITS LIKE I CAN'T REALLY FIND HER AND ITS LIKE YEAH I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING Y'KNOW I GOT SOME ADVICE FROM SOME INCELS ON DATING IT HASN'T REALLY DONE ANYTHING HELPFUL YET I GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER ACTUALLY BUT YOU KNOW ITS IT'S NOT REALLY A RESTRAINING ORDER YET ITS MORE LIKE SOMETHING LIKE ITS KINDA PENDING IN COURT BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA LOSE IT SO I'M TREATING IT LIKE IT IS A RESTRAINING ORDER DON'T HAVE SEX THOUGH THAT'S LIKE THE ONE KEY THING YOUR SUPPOSED TO TAKE AWAY FROM THIS NO SEX

POGGERS POG

INTRO: FELLAS, I AM ANGRY AND YOU MAY WONDER WHY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY I'LL GRAB A DRINK, MY THROAT WILL GO DRY *CLEARS THROAT* VERSE 1: MAN AND WOMAN HERE COMES LOVE WE COULD'VE BEEN TO THE SKY AND ABOVE ROUND AND AROUND BACK AND FORTH I THOUGHT WE WERE BOUND TO BE HAPPY, OF COURSE THIS SOUNDS OUT OF THE BLUE BUT THIS HAS TO DO WITH MY LUCK AND ALSO ABOUT MY SOON EXWIFE AS SHE HAS TURNED ME INTO A CHORUS: CUCK I GOT CUCKED WHO AND WHERE IS THAT MAN THAT SHE FUCKED CUCK I GOT CUCKED I'LL MAKE THAT DUDE PAY FOR SHITTY MISCONDUCT BRIDGE 1: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I WANT BLOOD ON MY HANDS I THOUGHT IT WAS HER AND I AND MY SIX-INCH DESTROYER I THOUGHT THIS RELATIONSHIP HAD UNBREAKABLE BANDS BUT I JUST CANT LET THIS SLIDE, I'M GONNA GET MY LAWYER PHONE VERSE: CUCK: THIS DUDE IS JUST A KNOCKOFF ILL RIP HIS GODDAMN DICK OFF I WILL GO PLAY MINIGOLF WITH HIS TINY, PUNY BALLS LAWYER: SIR TRY TO RELAX AND GIVE ME ALL THE FACTS YOUR ANGER IS TO THE MAX AND IT'S COMING IN DIFFERENT STACKS CUCK: *SIGH* OH NO, I'M SORRY BUT PLEASE, DON'T YOU WORRY WHILE MY MEM'RY MAY BE BLURRY AND MY TEMPER IS LIKE CURRY I'LL TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED LAWYER: IS THAT GUARANTEED? CUCK: YES, WHEN IT'S SOMEONE THAT YOU MARRIED BUT THEY BECOME CAREFREE AND DO YOU WRONG, YOU SEE I WANNA GATHER MY STUFF AND FLEE (OH PLEASE KILL ME) LAWYER: SIR- CUCK: OH MAN I'M SORRY I'M JUST A BIT WEARY I DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT OVER ME I THINK THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH FOR ME IF YOU'D GIVE ME SOME ADVICE LIKE "MAN STOP GIVING A FUCK" ID SAY "IF IT WERE EASY, IT'D BE NICE" 'CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE I'M A- LAWYER: NOT AGAIN- CHORUS BRIDGE 2: THE CONCEPT OF SEX AND THE THOUGHT OF SOME RANDO AND MS. MARRIED I CANT THINK OF WHATS NEXT I COULD'VE BEEN HAPPY OH, HOW I WISH THIS WAS ALL JUST A JOKE I BELIEVED IT WAS JUST ME AND MY MATE BUT NOW, I'VE BECOME WOKE AND I'LL TRY TO ACCEPT MY FATE (SHORT INSTRUMENTAL) CHORUS X2 FINAL STRETCH: NOW FELLAS, YOU CAN SEE WHY I'M MAD AND HATE THIS WORLD I HATE MY LIFE OH HOW EVERYTHING IS A SWIRL ALL THANKS TO MY EXWIFE OH? WHATS THAT? YOU'RE SORRY? AWW, SHUCKS BUT TO ME IT FALLS FLAT AS I'M AFRAID THAT I'M A- (SHORT PAUSE) NO, NOT ANYMORE START ANEW, NOW I CANT FLEX SQUARE ONE, BEING POOR NONE OF THIS WOULDN'TVE HAPPENED IF THERE WAS NO SEX FOR NOW, IM'MA DRINK SHIT AWAY MAKE SOME SENSE OUTTA THIS WHOLE MINDFUCK OUT OF ALL THE MEN, I WAS HER PREY CAUSE-AND-EFFECT, I GUESS I'M NOW A CUCK